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Funny Fathers Day Cards 2016
Funny Fathers Day Cards 2016

Funny Fathers Day Quotes 2016

Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch. – Jon Stewart

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. – Robert Orben

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. – Rodney Dangerfield

Me and my dad used to play tag. He'd drive. – Rodney Dangerfield

Sometimes I am amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets. – John Kinnear

To be a successful father, there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.” – Ernest Hemingway

Funny Fathers Day Wishes 2016

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, the second half by our children.” – Clarence Darrow

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.” – Jack Handey

When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape.” – Dave Atell

Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear.” – Stewart Francis