Let us forget the bad memories of the old and hope for the best future. Life without fun movements is waste. Try to spend every minute as memorable. I know some of you have been facing rough patches in your life. Remember, nothing is permanent either good or bad. We ourselves are not permanent. Here we have collected best funny wishes quotes sms and messages for you. Please send them to your friends families and relatives. We wish you a very happy new year 2016 with wonderful life ahead.
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Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
Hope you are blessed with intelligence to differentiate between ending of one year and the beginning of he next.
Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Kim Kardashian, Beyoncé, George Clooney & ME! All the famous wish you a very Happy New Year!
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This New Year hope you are not tempted to pile up on health food cook books and then end up heating frozen food at meal times.
I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year!
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Before the sun sets in this day, before the memories fade in this year, before the networks get jammed Happy New Year!
This New Year may you find innumerable ways to make health food as tasty as the junk!
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You will be a little bit older, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser. Happy New Year!
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. -Bill Vaughan
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Wishing you 12 Months of success, 52 weeks of laughter, 365 days of fun, 8760 hours of joy, 525600 minutes of good luck and 31536000 seconds of happiness.
If you are planning to turn a new leaf over this New Year, make sure the leaf is free of bugs.
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New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. -James Agate
I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at workplace this year!
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May you spend lesser time online this New Year and more with the real people who fill up your real world.
May the New Year be like a trip inside Santa’s gift bag that is well stocked with all that you have been eyeing since Black Friday sale.”
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Happy New Year. May this year be as full of success and surprise as the last year and may all your wishes come true.
This New Year may you come up with innovative passwords to puzzle people to fish out the real one!
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I’ve been waiting 365 days to say “happy new year” since I had so much fun saying it last year. Happy New Year, friend.
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to. -P.J. ORourke
As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the stamina to wish all of your innumerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year.
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May this New Year bring actual change in you, not recurrence of old habits in a new package!
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This New Year may you come up with innovative excuses for your teacher or boss when you plan to bunk your class or office.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.
New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions. -Mark Twain
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The only way to spend New Year’s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears. -Wystan Hugh (W.H.) Auden
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Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn’t it, of a long line of proven criminals? -Ogden Nash
It’s time to start the new year. Let’s chill some champagne, whip up some party food, and start dancing the year away.
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May this New Year bring actual change in you – not recurrence of old habits in a new package.
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May you find more time to help out the ignored and unattended people this New Year – and begin your charity at home – with your spouse.
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I pledge that I shall not spend my New Year’s Day glues to my computers in my pajamas – I plan to dress up for my computer
funny happy new year wishesThis New Year, be at peace with your appearance, you are perfectly in shape – round is a shape in geometry
As people remind you to make resolution about self assessment and correction, give the same time and dedication to your house too
If nothing changes this New Year to your liking, just change your habit of complaining
Hope you are blessed with intelligence to differentiate between ending of one year and the beginning of the next.
This New Year, may you make the attempt to trim and clean your Social Media accounts.
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